I'm guessing it had to happen eventually. Hollywood is fresh out of ideas for movies.
I just read an article the other day that 2011 would have more sequels opening than any other year in history. Not that all sequels are bad. For instance, we all know that the even numbered Star Trek movies were good....up until the one where they killed Kirk.
But now, on top of the overly high number of sequels....we're learning that Hollywood is remaking tons of old movies. They even have a new word for it...."reimagining"! We all already know about them remaking "True Grit"...and despite all the hype they could throw behind it....the movie didn't fair very well at the box office. And then there was the most recent "Karate Kid" remake....enough said.
This brings me to my current point....Mr. Brand here is now going to be the new "Arthur"...that's right! And the role of Hobson, the dutiful butler....has gone to a woman...Helen Mirram (sic)? Why? Oh, and to make the movie totally outrageous, Nick Nolte is Burt Johnson...probably not much of a stretch playing a half insane gun toting maniac.
But it that doesn't send you over the top, maybe these little ditties will, all in some phase of production...
- "They Live", although without Roddy Piper it maybe okay
- "Romancing The Stone"
- 1950's "The Incredible Shrinking Man"
- "Fantastic Voyage"
- "Back to School".....only with Cederic The Entertainer in Rodney Dangerfield's role
- "Meatballs"
- "The Dirty Dozen"...oh hell no
- "Red Dawn"
- "The Thing"....because 2 versions weren't enough
- "The Birds"
- "Poltergeist"
- "Westworld"
- "Logan's Run"
- "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
- "Flash Gordon"......I'm actually kinda happy about that one....hated Sam Jones.
- "Forbidden Planet"......a one of a kind classic
Can't anyone come up with a new idea!
I'm quitting my job, and going to start writing for the movies. Maybe I'll reimagine the "Miami Vice" movie...and this time make a good one.